99p - 1/3 of a cup of coffee or half a croissant

 The cost of doing treatments to live longer is extraordinarily expensive. One of the ultra-low calorie diets I tried cost me £180. 

Well now there is something that is so much cheaper, and at least equally effective - my book Live Forever is only 99p on Kindle.

So why not splash out today - it's the best 99p you'll ever spend (probably)